Home of the Empress
You're the woman who makes designer showrooms look basic. Your home isn't just decorated - it's a power statement that says "I have arrived and I'm staying." High-end everything? Obviously. Compromise on quality? She doesn't know her. Your space commands respect before anyone even sits down, babe.
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Your curated gown edit, because your options should be as iconic as you are.
I curate with affiliates and the desperation of a starved raccoon at an all you can eat buffet. I handpick the magick so you can save time, and I can keep feeding my high-functioning goblin brain with pretty things. ✨Some of these links are affiliate links, which means I may earn a small commission if you shop through them.
Current Living Room Picks
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Ornate Gold Mirror - Main character energy. Reflects light and your standards.
Gold Crystal Chandelier - Sparkles like you’ve got old money; dims like you pay your own power bill.
Sandalwood Rose Candle - Smells like “kindly email my assistant.” Warm, camera-friendly glow.
Gold Accent Tables - Elevates your latte and your standards. (Both necessary.)
Crystal Lamps - Generational lighting vibes: soft twinkle, zero interrogation.
Current Kitchen Picks
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Oval Marble Dining Table - Calm, grown-up glamour. Seats the council; photographs like a magazine spread.
Ceramic Baskets for Berries - Fruit, rolls, mail—you name it. Cottage-posh catch-alls that actually tidy the counter.
Crystal Chandelier - Dinner tastes 15% fancier under sparkle math. Dimmable, obviously.
Le Creuset Pumpkin Coquette - Cast-iron royalty. Simmer, serve, and stunt—autumn on a pedestal.
Kitchen Aid Ivory Mixer with Walnut Bowl- Power tool in pearls. Bakes, whips, and looks like heirloom sculpture on your counter.