Fellow Hermits, this one's for us. If you're tired of seeing skincare influencers with their 47-step morning routines while you barely have time to brush your teeth, Rest Religion is the antithesis of hustle culture skincare. I tested their 2-step system for 3 months - a retinal serum and peptide moisturizer combo that promises to make your skin glow like you've slept, even when you've been binge-watching Netflix until 2 AM. From my initial skepticism to real results that had people asking what I'd been using, here's my honest breakdown of this anti-hustle culture brand. Perfect for women who want professional anti-aging results without the overwhelm, this review covers real results, cost analysis, who should try it, and why Rest Religion aligns perfectly with the Hermit archetype's values of authentic self-care without the guilt.